Don't EVER worry about me! I'm the most carefree Mofo in the world ;)
Live fast, have fun, and be a bit mischievous.
Live for the moment because everything else is uncertain.
That's the best revenge of all:Happiness.Nothing drives people crazier than seeing someone have a good fucking life=)
tourist:
could you give us directions to Olive Garden?
new yorker:
no, but i could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant lol
tourist:
oh you think you're clever???
new yorker:
what
tourist:
i'm going to meet my dying neice and she happens to love olive garden so her whole family is going to eat with her so she'll have a few moments of happiness
new yorker:
oh... oh i'm so sor
tourist:
no shut the fuck up you piece of shit. i'll find it myself
the tourist drives off and the new yorker is left to think about his life choices and his decision to be a giant condescending asshole
Hi my name is Samantha, you can call me Sammi. I love One Direction, though i'm a bit bias for Harry Styles! And I'm not exactly a full Directioner Blog.I'm Like a half Directioner/Fitblr/w.e blog c; Follow me? :)
